The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
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Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!
just had eggs god they were delish
man i love eggs
im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious
mmm delicious chicken periods
ok
its a fucking egg cell
do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?
seeds
do you know what holds seeds?
fruit.
enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP
sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!
I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!
Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.
It was delicious.
These comments are hilarious. I love eggs.
I said this was just a bit too gross to reblog but Kay dared me to do it. “Don’t be a chicken” she said…
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May
This photo was reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts and originally by alittledoseoflaughter.
of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
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if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
oMG WAT
i just peed a lil
whha
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